Wal ✲ Mart

when you get lost in the walmart you think abou tht esmiley face stickers on the floor stepped on by countless shoes. the greeter smiles at u like smiling is the new disease., i cant smile back because the whole store is psinning where am i? is there a dumpster out back? what kinds of shredded cheese is stocked at this fine establishment? the cheese cant smile back either unfortunately.

i like their selection of lol suprise. i habe never seen ducktales there which deducts some points from the overall reating of the business. there is not metal gear solid there either which decreases my serotonin levels. walmart is the only store i would walk around by myself